Let's get
Bonkers !

Step into a world where tea meets magic, mischief, and a little madness. Inspired by our whimsical Billie Bonkers, this limited-edition gift set transforms your everyday tea moment into pure golden joy.

I wanna get Bonkers now!

Meet the alchemist behind the madness…

Ms. Billie Bonkers

Oompaw-loompaws!

We are the Oompaw-Loompaws
Billie Bonkers’ factory helpers!

We’re the tiny hands and feet behind every wild idea she dreams up. Whatever she claims she created — well, let’s just say we did the hard work.

Our legs may be short, but our craftsmanship runs long. When Billie returned from Malmö with a coconut chocolate bar, we turned her vision into something truly magical — a super-delicious Chocolate Truffle Black Tea.

Her idea, our masterpiece.

Hope you’ll enjoy every sip.

Now that you’ve met us, it’s time you learn the full story behind this bonkers creation…

Billie Bonkers &
The Chocolate Factory

To those who are curious...

One chilly morning, with frost on the ground, I packed up my cane and set off with a bound. From the fog-kissed canals of my hometown, I followed a scent — so rich and profound...

Through forests that whispered and snowflakes that danced, past sugar-dust chimneys where dreamers romanced, I wandered through wonder, both twinkly and slow, 'Til I reached the sweet town they call Malmö.

There in the hush of that frosted delight, I stumbled on magic, all glowing and bright: A chocolate so dreamy, so daring, so fine, With whispers of coconut and truffle divine.

So I brewed up a blend — dark truffle and tea, With hints of enchantment and nutty esprit. A coconut dream, all snowy and sweet, Wrapped in a box that made my heart skip a beat.

So go on… unwrap the mystery. Sip slowly. Nibble wildly. And if you find a ticket, don’t scream.

Giggle. Loudly. Yours curiously.

~ Billie Bonkers

The Creation

From Billie’s imagination to your cup.
Her frosty adventure to Malmö sparked the creation of this extraordinary duo —
Chocolate Truffle Black Tea paired with a luxurious coconut Chocolate Bar.

A match made in mischief, crafted for those who sip curiously.

Behind the Bonkers

Every wild idea needs a few brilliant minds to make it real.

To turn Billie’s daydream into a sip-and-bite experience, Or Tea? joined hands with
Sweden’s Malmö Chokladfabrik — the craft chocolatier behind her favourite coconut chocolate bar.

Together they brought the fantasy to life: Chocolate Truffle Black Tea paired with a Coconut Milk Chocolate Bar —
a fusion of artistry, craftsmanship, and a little Scandinavian mischief.

The Sip by Billie Bonkers featuring Or Tea?

A bold black tea blend with notes of velvety chocolate, aromatic truffle, and a nutty little wink of macadamia. Decadent, a little dramatic, and totally bonkers — just the way I like it.

The Bite by Malmö Chokladfabrik

A cheeky little chocolate made to pair with our chocolate truffle tea. Creamy, crunchy, and sweetened just right with roasted coffee bean bits. Organic, fairtrade, and free from nuts, soy, and gluten. No nasties — just your teatime partner-in-crime.

... and finally ladies & gentlemen

The Golden Tickets

Hidden in three random Billie Bonkers boxes lies a Golden Ticket —
your key to a year’s supply of Or Tea?.

If you find one, don’t scream. Giggle. Loudly.

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One sip.
One bite.
One bonkers experience.

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